• Philogelos Joke 193

    Here’s joke 193.

    A man goes to his obstinate friend’s house looking for him. “I’m not in!” comes the shout from inside.

    Laughing, the friend says, “Liar! I recognize your voice!”

    “You bastard!” replies the obstinate guy. “If my slave had called out, you would have believed him — how come you trust him more than me?”