Humor from Danish speakers
In today’s European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn’t seem to have an issue at all. Must be an issue with Czechs and balances. Dagens EM-fodboldkamp blev flere spillere fra Tjekkiet set glide på græsset […]
I had to throw out all of my Danish currency. I didn’t wanna catch the Kronervirus Jeg måtte smide al min danske valuta ud. Jeg ville ikke fange Kronervirus. Source Danish Jokes – 45 Hilarious Danish Jokes. https://upjoke.com/danish-jokes. Accessed 15 June 2024.
I have very nearly signed up for Danish language classes.I just need to dot the A’s and cross the O’s. Jeg har næsten tilmeldt mig danskundervisningen. Jeg skal bare prikke A’erne og krydse O’erne. Source Danish Jokes – 45 Hilarious Danish Jokes. https://upjoke.com/danish-jokes. Accessed 15 June 2024.
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Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports?So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in. Vidste du, at danske både får udleveret stregkoder, når de forlader havne? Så når de kommer tilbage, kan de Scan-di-navy-ind. Danish Jokes – 45 Hilarious Danish Jokes. https://upjoke.com/danish-jokes. Accessed 15 June 2024.
