Greek Humor

Humor from Greek speakers

Rome

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During a history lesson, the teacher asks, “When was Rome built?” – “At night,” a student responds. – “At night? Why do you think this?” – “My dad tells me that it wasn’t built in a day…Therefore, it was built in a night!” ÎŁÏ„Îż ÎŒÎŹÎžÎ·ÎŒÎ± της ÎčÏƒÏ„ÎżÏÎŻÎ±Ï‚, ρωταΔÎč Îż ΎασÎșÎ±Î»ÎżÏ‚, πότΔ Ï‡Ï„ÎŻÏƒÏ„Î·ÎșΔ η ÎĄÏŽÎŒÎ·;-΀η Μύχτα […]

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Difficult Music

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Which one is the hardest musical instrument? The recorder, because you have to also be minding the sheep at the same time. – ΠοÎčÎż Î”ÎŻÎœÎ±Îč Ï„Îż πÎčÎż ΎύσÎșολο ÎŒÎżÏ…ÏƒÎčÎșό ÏŒÏÎłÎ±ÎœÎż;– H Ï†Î»ÎżÎłÎ­ÏÎ±, ÎłÎčÎ±Ï„ÎŻ πρέπΔÎč Μα Ï€ÏÎżÏƒÎ­Ï‡Î”Îčς ÎșαÎč τα πρόÎČατα Anonymous

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Transit

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Two ticks are leaving the movie theater and one says: How will we go home? Should we walk or take a dog? Î”ÏÎż τσÎčÎŒÏ€ÎżÏÏÎčα ÎČγαÎčÎœÎżÏ…Îœ από Ï„Îż σÎčÎœÎ”ÎŒÎŹ ÎșαÎč λέΔÎč Ï„Îż έΜα:Πώς Ξα Ï€ÎŹÎŒÎ” ÏƒÏ€ÎŻÏ„Îč; ΜΔ τα πόΎÎčα Îź Ξα Ï€ÎŹÏÎżÏ…ÎŒÎ” ÎșÎŹÎœÎ± σÎșÏÎ»Îż; Anonymous

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A Good Cry

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What do you call someone who is from Patra and is crying? Cleopatra – Πώς Î»Î­ÎłÎ”Ï„Î±Îč Î±Ï…Ï„Îź Ï€ÎżÏ… Î”ÎŻÎœÎ±Îč από τηΜ Î ÎŹÏ„ÏÎ± ÎșαÎč ÎșλαίΔÎč;– ÎšÎ»Î”ÎżÏ€ÎŹÏ„ÏÎ± (ΚλαÎčω=Crying) Anonymous

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