Reading Habits
What is a Finnish person’s favorite novel? East of Sweden MikĂ€ on suomalaisen suosikkiromaani? itĂ€-Ruotsista Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Finnish Humor
Humor from Finnish speakers
Vodka
Two Finnish guys are sitting in a ferry, drinking vodka.. After a few hours of drinking one of the Finns says âThis was funâThe other one replies:âAre we here to drink, or are we here to chit-chat?â Kaksi suomalaista miestĂ€ istuu lautassa ja juo vodkaa.. Muutaman tunnin juomisen jĂ€lkeen yksi suomalaisista sanoo “TĂ€mĂ€ oli hauskaa”
Clean Language
Polish is a lot like Finnish They’re both used to make furniture shine. Puola on paljon kuin suomea Molempia kĂ€ytetÀÀn saamaan huonekalut loistamaan. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Old Finnish WWII Joke
Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting in England after the World War II.British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland.“A few hundred thousand” answered Ehrnrooth.“Where in Finland are they stationed?” The British general asked. Ehrnrooth answered: “Two meters underground around the border.” Suomalainen kenraali Adolf Ehrnrooth vieraili Englannissa toisen
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The World’s Official Language
In 2025 the world is set to change its official language to Finnish. All other languages were deemed un-finished. Vuonna 2025 maailma muuttaa virallisen kielensĂ€ suomeksi. Aaikki muut kielet katsottiin keskenerĂ€isiksi. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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Why Soviet Russians Disliked Running
Why did soviet Russians dislike running so much? Because they could never make it past the Finnish line. Miksi neuvostovenĂ€lĂ€iset eivĂ€t pidĂ€ juoksemisesta niin paljon? Koska he eivĂ€t koskaan pÀÀse Suomen linjan ohi. Source Adapted from âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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Finnish Flirting
How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you? He’s staring at your shoes instead of his own. MistĂ€ tiedĂ€t, pitÀÀkö suomalainen mies sinusta? HĂ€n tuijottaa sinun kenkiĂ€si, ei omiaan. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Polyglots
2 polyglots meet in a bar:– Hey, what’s up, how’s it going these days?– Same old, just polishing my Finnish… and you?– You know me, still trying to finish my Polish. 2 polyglottia kohtaavat baarissa: – Hei, mitĂ€ kuuluu, miten menee nĂ€inĂ€ pĂ€ivinĂ€? – Sama vanha, vain hiomassa suomeani… ja sinĂ€? – TiedĂ€t minut, yritĂ€n
Scandinavian Joke
It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway. Olen työskennellyt skandinaavisen vitsin parissa. Se olisi ruotsalainen, jos osaisin sen suomeksi, mutta nyt on vain Norja. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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The Finnish Take on COVID-19
Finnish people eagerly await giving up the mandatory social distancing guidelines So they can return from the government mandated 2 meters of distance to the normal 5 meters. Suomalaiset odottavat innolla luopumista pakollisista sosiaalisen etĂ€isyyden ohjeista Joten he voivat palata hallitukselta 2 metrin etĂ€isyydeltĂ€ normaaliin 5 metriin. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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