Humor from Greenlandic speakers
When people in Greenland are cold, they donât just stop there. They say they are âqeriliivâ (about to freeze). âGreenland Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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A Greenlandic person doesnât say never, he says tulukkat qaqortippata (when the crows turn white) âGreenland Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I’m just not Inuit. âGreenland Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
How much would Greenland pay to buy America? Nothing. It’s a free country. âGreenland Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Everything south of the border is a sea of violence and crime. Luckily, I live in Greenland. âGreenland Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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I asked my friend in Greenland, what it’s like living there. He told me it’s so great, he’s on top of the World. âGreenland Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop.The Bishop asks him, “How are you managing with the loneliness?”The Priest responds, ” If it wasn’t for my Rosary and my whiskey, I couldn’t make it. Would you like a shot of whiskey?” The Bishop nods his head yes.The
