Esperanto Humor

Humor from Esperanto speakers

The Secret

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“Have you been telling people I’m stupid?” “Why, is it a secret?” “Ču vi diris al homoj, ke mi estas stulta?” “Kial? Ču tio estas sekreto?” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.

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Soup Recipe

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“Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “I’m sorry, sir – are you a vegetarian?” “Kelnero, kelnero! Estas muƝo en mia supo!” “Mi pardonpetas, sinjoro. Ču vi estas vegetarano?” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.

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The Doorbell

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A man was walking along the street when he saw a little boy who was trying to reach a doorbell. “Here, let me help you,” said the kind old man. “Thanks, mister,” said the little boy. “Now we’d both better run before we get caught.” Viro promenis surstrate, kiam li vidis etan knabon, kiu strebas

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Listening Difficulties

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“What do you call a headmaster with a banana in each ear?” “I don’t know.” “Anything you like. He can’t hear anything.” “Kiel oni nomas lernejestron kun banana en ĉiu orelo?” “Mi ne scias.”“Kiel ajn laƭprefere – li ne kapablus aƭdi.” Source: Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown,

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Soup Seasonings

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“Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “Please be quiet, sir, or everyone will want one.” “Kelnero, kelnero! Mi havas muƝon en mia supo!” “Bonvolu silenti, sinjoro, se ne ĉiuj deziros tion.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.

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Dog Food

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“Does your dog like children?” “Yes, but he prefers meat and biscuits.” “Ču via hundo Ɲhatas infanojn?” “Jes, sed li preferas viando kaj biskvitojn.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.

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Soup

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“Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup!” “Yes, sir. It’s the hot water that kills them.” “Kelnero, kelnero! En mia supo troviĝas mortinta muƝo!” “Jes, sinjoro. Mortigas ilin la varmega akvo.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.

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Kinds of People

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The world can be divided into 10 kinds of people: those who understand [the] binary [system], and those that don’t. Oni povas dividi la mondon en 10 diversajn homtipojn: tiujn, kiuj komprenas la duuman nombro-sistemon, kaj tiujn, kiuj ne. Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning

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Legal Consultation

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A man went to see a lawyer. Lawyer: “You can ask 3 questions for [$100.]” Man: “Does that include tax?” Lawyer: “Yes, it does.” Man: “That’s good. Can I ask them now?” Lawyer: “Sure you can. What’s your final question?” Viro vizitis advokaton. Advokato: “Kontraƭ [$100]* vi rajtas starigi tri demandojn.” Viro: “Inkluzive de imposto?”

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Handwriting

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Teacher: “Your handwriting has improved.” Boy: “Thank you, sir.” Teacher: “Now I can see how bad your spelling is.” Instruisto: “Pliboniĝis via skribmaniero.” Knabo: “ Dankon, sinjoro.” Instruisto: “Nun mi konstatas kiel malbona esta via ortografio.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ɯercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.

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