Humor from Norwegian speakers
What do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king! Hva fĂ„r du nĂ„r du krysser en svenske og en nordmann? En sosialist som vil vĂŠre konge! âNorwegian Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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A Norwegian went to a museum. The tour guide was explaining: âThis sword is over 2500 years old.â The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: âHow is that possible? We are only in the year 2022.â En nordmann gikk pĂ„ museum. Turlederen forklarte: “Dette sverdet er over 2500 Ă„r
My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created … call that Norse code. Min norske venn sendte meg et program han laget … kall det norrĂžne koden. âNorwegian Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip Hva kaller du det nĂ„r en nordmann faller ned en canyon? En fjordsk slip âNorwegian Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?He thought it was a map. Hvorfor tok nordmannen med seg et sammenrullet stykke sandpapir til Ăžrkenen? Han trodde det var et kart. âNorwegian Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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I’m planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It’s called The Valhallah Snakbar. Jeg planlegger Ă„ Ă„pne en norsk/midtĂžsten hurtigmatrestaurant. Den heter The Valhallah Snakbar. âNorwegian Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Why is Norwegian taco night like a car? Cos it’s a fjord fiesta. Hvorfor er norsk taco-kveld som en bil? For det er en fjord fiesta. âNorwegian Jokes.â Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
