Humor from Norwegian speakers
What do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king! Hva får du når du krysser en svenske og en nordmann? En sosialist som vil være konge! “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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A Norwegian went to a museum. The tour guide was explaining: “This sword is over 2500 years old.” The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: “How is that possible? We are only in the year 2022.” En nordmann gikk på museum. Turlederen forklarte: “Dette sverdet er over 2500 år
My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created … call that Norse code. Min norske venn sendte meg et program han laget … kall det norrøne koden. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip Hva kaller du det når en nordmann faller ned en canyon? En fjordsk slip “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?He thought it was a map. Hvorfor tok nordmannen med seg et sammenrullet stykke sandpapir til ørkenen? Han trodde det var et kart. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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I’m planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It’s called The Valhallah Snakbar. Jeg planlegger å åpne en norsk/midtøsten hurtigmatrestaurant. Den heter The Valhallah Snakbar. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Why is Norwegian taco night like a car? Cos it’s a fjord fiesta. Hvorfor er norsk taco-kveld som en bil? For det er en fjord fiesta. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
