Humor from Romanian speakers
Optician: You need glasses. Man: How do you know? Optician: I knew as soon as you walked in through the window. Oftalmologul: Aveţi nevoie de ochelari. Bărbatul: Cum v-aţi dat seama? Oftalmologul: Am ştiut asta din clipa în care aţi intrat aici pe fereastră. Source Taylor, Jeremy. Carte de Glume Versiune Bilingua: Lb. Engleza – […]
“Waiter, do you have frogs’ legs?” “Yes, sir.” “Well, [hop] over there and get me a bottle of wine.” Chelner, ai picioare de broască? Da, domnule. Atunci ţopăie încoace şi adu-mi o sticiă de vin. Topics: Wait staff; customers; restaurants/ menus Source Taylor, Jeremy. Carte de Glume Versiune Bilingua: Lb. Engleza – Lb. Romana 1.
Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’ Profesorul: Unde locuieşte Dumnezeu? Băieţelul: Cred că Dumnezeu este la noi în baie. Profesorul: De ce
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