Cold in Greenland
When people in Greenland are cold, they don’t just stop there. They say they are “qeriliiv” (about to freeze). “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Greenlandic humor
Humor from Greenlandic speakers
Never Say Never
A Greenlandic person doesn’t say never, he says tulukkat qaqortippata (when the crows turn white) “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Inuit
I could try harder to be, but I guess I’m just not Inuit. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Buying America
How much would Greenland pay to buy America? Nothing. It’s a free country. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Live in Greenland
Everything south of the border is a sea of violence and crime. Luckily, I live in Greenland. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
On Top
I asked my friend in Greenland, what it’s like living there. He told me it’s so great, he’s on top of the World. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Religion
A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop.The Bishop asks him, “How are you managing with the loneliness?”The Priest responds, ” If it wasn’t for my Rosary and my whiskey, I couldn’t make it. Would you like a shot of whiskey?” The Bishop nods his head yes.The