Humor from the languages of the world
On a flight from London to the U.S., a law student takes a seat next to a veteran lawyer. The veteran lawyer sizes the student up and suggests, “Let’s play a game.” “What game?” asks the student. “I ask you a question. If you can’t answer it, you give me five pounds. Then you ask […]
Two Scottish nuns travel to the U.S. One nun tells the other, “You know, in America they eat dogs.” They land in New York and take a cab into Manhattan. Later that day, they take a walk. The nuns see a hot dog stand and order two hot dogs. The first nun takes hers out
An Irishman walks into a New York bar and orders three shots of Irish whiskey. He drinks them all, then orders another round of three shots, and so on for some time. Finally the bartender asks the Irishman why he always orders his drinks in sets of three. The Irishman explains that he likes to
In today’s European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn’t seem to have an issue at all. Must be an issue with Czechs and balances. Dagens EM-fodboldkamp blev flere spillere fra Tjekkiet set glide på græsset
An old woman drinks whisky for the first time. She thinks for a while, and then says: “Strange, the stuff tastes exactly like the medicine my late husband had to take for twenty years!” Eine alte Dame trinkt zum ersten Mal Whisky. Sie überlegt eine Weile und meint dann: “Merkwürdig, das Zeug schmeckt genau so
A Manta driver at a garage: “Could you repair my horn?” Mechanic: “Your brakes aren’t working, either.” Manta driver: “I know. That’s why I need to honk all the time.” Ein Manta-Fahrer in einer Werkstatt: „Könnten Sie meine Hupe reparieren?” Mechaniker: „Ihre Bremsen funktionieren auch nicht.” Manta-Fahrer: „Ich weiß. Deshalb muss ich ständig hupen.” Lund,
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Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?– They’ve got two left feet! Warum sind Hunde schlechte Tanzpartner? – Sie haben zwei linke Füße! Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024
A German and an American decide to build houses. They compete on who will finish first. A week later, the American announces, “Only seven days, and I’m done!” His German friend also announces excitedly, “Only seven more forms to fill out, and then I can get started!” Ein Deutscher und ein Amerikaner beschließen, Häuser zu
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? — Yes! Because a house can’t jump. Kann ein Känguru höher als ein Haus springen? — Ja! Weil ein Haus nicht springen kann. Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024.
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A guy from Iceland and a girl from Cuba get married. What are their children called? Ice cubes Strákur frá Íslandi og stelpa frá Kúbu eru að gifta sig. Hvað heita börnin þín? Ísmolar Source Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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