Live in Greenland
Everything south of the border is a sea of violence and crime. Luckily, I live in Greenland. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Humor from the languages of the world
On Top
I asked my friend in Greenland, what it’s like living there. He told me it’s so great, he’s on top of the World. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Religion
A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop.The Bishop asks him, “How are you managing with the loneliness?”The Priest responds, ” If it wasn’t for my Rosary and my whiskey, I couldn’t make it. Would you like a shot of whiskey?” The Bishop nods his head yes.The
The Secret
“Have you been telling people I’m stupid?” “Why, is it a secret?” “Ču vi diris al homoj, ke mi estas stulta?” “Kial? Ču tio estas sekreto?” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
Soup Recipe
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “I’m sorry, sir – are you a vegetarian?” “Kelnero, kelnero! Estas muŝo en mia supo!” “Mi pardonpetas, sinjoro. Ču vi estas vegetarano?” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
The Doorbell
A man was walking along the street when he saw a little boy who was trying to reach a doorbell. “Here, let me help you,” said the kind old man. “Thanks, mister,” said the little boy. “Now we’d both better run before we get caught.” Viro promenis surstrate, kiam li vidis etan knabon, kiu strebas
Listening Difficulties
“What do you call a headmaster with a banana in each ear?” “I don’t know.” “Anything you like. He can’t hear anything.” “Kiel oni nomas lernejestron kun banana en ĉiu orelo?” “Mi ne scias.”“Kiel ajn laŭprefere – li ne kapablus aŭdi.” Source: Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown,
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Soup Seasonings
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “Please be quiet, sir, or everyone will want one.” “Kelnero, kelnero! Mi havas muŝon en mia supo!” “Bonvolu silenti, sinjoro, se ne ĉiuj deziros tion.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
Dog Food
“Does your dog like children?” “Yes, but he prefers meat and biscuits.” “Ču via hundo ŝhatas infanojn?” “Jes, sed li preferas viando kaj biskvitojn.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
Soup
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup!” “Yes, sir. It’s the hot water that kills them.” “Kelnero, kelnero! En mia supo troviĝas mortinta muŝo!” “Jes, sinjoro. Mortigas ilin la varmega akvo.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.