Humor from the languages of the world
Teacher: “Your handwriting has improved.” Boy: “Thank you, sir.” Teacher: “Now I can see how bad your spelling is.” Instruisto: “Pliboniĝis via skribmaniero.” Knabo: “ Dankon, sinjoro.” Instruisto: “Nun mi konstatas kiel malbona esta via ortografio.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
“I’ve lost my dog!” “You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.” “That’s crazy! He can’t read!” “Mi perdis mian hundon!” “Vi metu anoncon en la ĵumaion.” “Kia frenezaĵo! Ĝi ne scipovas legi!” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
Boy: “Excuse me, teacher. Would you punish someone for something they haven’t done?” Teacher: “Of course not.” Boy: “Good … I haven’t done my homework.” Knabo: “Pardonu, instruisto. Ču vi punus iun pro io, kion tiu ne faris?” Instruisto: “Kompreneble, ke ne.” Knabo: “Bone, bone … mi ne faris mian hejmtaskon.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time
How does King Kong send bananas to his family in Australia? He uses Amazon Prime Mate! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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Which Australian natural beverage is most popular? Cran-berra juice! Source “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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A mature Australian tried to reach me yesterday. I have no idea why no further message was left. All I know is that a boomer rang. “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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Why can’t Australians take strange looking birds seriously? You have to say it is Emu-sing! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What music do kangaroos enjoy listening to? Hip Hop. “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What did the Australian priest say when he walked into the patient’s room to administer the last rites? Good die! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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A British man arrives at the Sydney international airport from England. The Australian immigration worker was reviewing his documents and inquired if he had a criminal record. The British man responded “No. Is that still required?” “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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