Humor from the languages of the world
One day a woman who was a great politician and a senior official in her party was killed. When she reached the other world, Saint Peter welcomed her and said: – “Where would you like to spend your eternity, in Hell or Heaven?” She thinks about it for a while and says: – “I am […]
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“What does an Icelandic dog say?” Bjork! Bjork!” “Hva sier en islandsk hund?” “Bjørk! Björk!” Source Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Most of all, I’m afraid of dentists and darkness. – And what about darkness – Oh, who knows how many dentists are lurking in that darkness! – Більш за все боюся стоматологів та темряви. – А темряви та чого? – А хрін його знає, скільки в цій темряві стоматологів! Etho Cbit. “Funny Jokes in Ukrainian” Etho Cbit, https://etnosvit.com/uk/anekdoty_uk.html.
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法官：你在偷人家珠宝时，不 感到心里不安吗？fǎguān ： nǐ zài tōu rénjiā zhūbǎo shí ， bù gǎndào xīn lǐ bùān má ？ 小偷：先生， 老实说我当时心 里是很不安，因为我担心 偷到的是假货。xiǎo tōu ： xiānshēng ， lǎoshí shuō wǒ dāngshí xīn lǐ shì hěn bù ān ， yīnwéi wǒ dānxīn tōudào de shì jiǎhuò Judge:Didn’t you feel uneasy when you were stealing those
I regret not being able to attend my own funeral to tell my best jokes. Lamento no poder ir a mi propio velorio para contar mis mejores chistes. Source
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What is an atomic physicist’s favorite leisure activity? Nuclear fishin’. Thompson, Linda
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Who is an atomic physicist’s favorite crime novel main character? Perry Meson.* Thompson, Linda. * A meson is a subatomic particle which is intermediate in mass between an electron and a proton and transmits the strong interaction that binds nucleons together in the atomic nucleus.
Who is an atomic physicist’s favorite spy novelist? Ion Fleming. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022.
What worker is an atomic physicist’s favorite wall builder? Stone meson.* Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A meson is a subatomic particle which is intermediate in mass between an electron and a proton and transmits the strong interaction that binds nucleons together in the atomic nucleus.
