Humor from the languages of the world
Why don’t Scandinavians need sugar? Because they already have artificial Swedeners. Varför behöver inte skandinaver socker? För de har redan konstgjorda sverige “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king! Hva får du når du krysser en svenske og en nordmann? En sosialist som vil være konge! “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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A Norwegian went to a museum. The tour guide was explaining: “This sword is over 2500 years old.” The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: “How is that possible? We are only in the year 2022.” En nordmann gikk på museum. Turlederen forklarte: “Dette sverdet er over 2500 år
What’s the oldest animal in the world? The zebra – it’s always in black and white. Qual è l’animale più vecchio del mondo? La zebra, perché è in blanco e nero da sempre! Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
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What does a cow say when it finds something funny? MOOwhahahaha! Cosa fa una mucca quando trova qualcosa divertente? Muuuuhahahaha! Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
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Why did the sun stop telling jokes to the snow? Because the snow would dissolve/ melt into laughter every time. Perché il sole ha smesso di giocare con la neve? Perché si scioglieva ogni volta. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
What do eggs do when they listen to an amusing witty remark/quip? They crack up laughing. Cosa fanno le uova quando ascoltano una battuta divertente? Si rompono dale risate. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
How do gloves greet each other when they meet on the street? They shake hands. Cosa fanno i guanto quando si incontrano per strada? Si salutano con unda stretta di mano. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
Why does a math book have to be so smart? Because it’s got a bunch of problems to solve. Perché il libro di matematica deve ser cosi intelligente? Perché ha un sacco di problemi da risolvere. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
What does a pen do when it’s angry? IT WRITES EVERYTHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS! Cosa fa una penna quando è arrabiata? Scrive tutto in maiuscolo. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
