Legal Consultation

A man went to see a lawyer.

Lawyer: “You can ask 3 questions for [$100.]”

Man: “Does that include tax?”

Lawyer: “Yes, it does.”

Man: “That’s good. Can I ask them now?”

Lawyer: “Sure you can. What’s your final question?”

Viro vizitis advokaton.

Advokato: “Kontraŭ [$100]* vi rajtas starigi tri demandojn.”

Viro: “Inkluzive de imposto?”

Advokato: “Jes ja.”

Viro: “Bone. Ču mi  rajtas starigi ilin nun?”

Advokato: “Kompreneble. Kio estas via lasta demando?”

Source

Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.