Judge: Why did you steal this car?

Thief: ‘Cause it’s parked beside the tomb. I thought its owner must have died.

Source

Liang, Yanmin. 幽默汉语 ( Humorous Chinese). 让烹诗玄 包出版社 (Beijing Language and Culture University Press), 2004

What does SAAB stand for? 

Swedish Autos Always Breakdown.

Vad står SAAB för? 

Svenska Bilar alltid haveri.

Source

“Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.

Why is Norwegian taco night like a car?

Cos it’s a fjord fiesta.

Hvorfor er norsk taco-kveld som en bil?

For det er en fjord fiesta.

Source

“Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.

A Manta driver had a parrot in the passenger’s seat and his window open. He idled near a Mercedes at a red light. The driver of the Mercedes lowered his window and asked, “Can it talk?” Responded the parrot: “I don’t know!”

Ein Mantafahrer hat auf seinem Beifahrersitz einen Papagei sitzen und das Fenster offen. Er hält an der roten Ampel neben einem Mercedes. Der Fahrer des Mercedes kurbelt sein Fenster ebenfalls runter und fragt: “Kann der auch sprechen?” Darauf der Papagei: “Weiß ich doch nicht!”

Source

Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024

What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive?

A Fjord

Hvers konar bíl ekur íslenskur maður?    

A Fjörður 

Source

Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.

A Manta driver at a garage: “Could you repair my horn?”

Mechanic: “Your brakes aren’t working, either.” 

Manta driver: “I know. That’s why I need to honk all the time.”

Ein Manta-Fahrer in einer Werkstatt: „Könnten Sie meine Hupe reparieren?”

Mechaniker: „Ihre Bremsen funktionieren auch nicht.”

Manta-Fahrer: „Ich weiß. Deshalb muss ich ständig hupen.”

Source

Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024