Why did the vampire like eating Scandinavians? He had a Swede tooth. Varför gillade vampyren att äta skandinaver? Han hade en svensktand. “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store? I have no IKEA Vad kallar man en stad utan svensk möbelaffär? Jag har inget IKEA “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do you call somebody who says they are Swedish but really aren’t? An artificial Swedener Vad kallar man någon som säger att de är svenskar men verkligen inte är det? En konstgjord svenskare “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What is the name of a Swedish detective? Sherlock Stockholmes Vad heter en svensk detektiv? Sherlock Stockholmes “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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What does SAAB stand for? Swedish Autos Always Breakdown. Vad står SAAB för? Svenska Bilar alltid haveri. “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Nothing beats the Swedish summer… It’s simply the best day of the year. May 9, Europe Day Inget slår den svenska sommaren. Det är helt enkelt den bästa dagen på året. 9, Europadagen “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do Scandinavians eat with their burgers? Swede potato fries. Vad äter skandinaver till sina hamburgare? Swede potatis pommes frites “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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Why don’t Scandinavians need sugar? Because they already have artificial Swedeners. Varför behöver inte skandinaver socker? För de har redan konstgjorda sverige “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king! Hva får du når du krysser en svenske og en nordmann? En sosialist som vil være konge! “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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A Norwegian went to a museum. The tour guide was explaining: “This sword is over 2500 years old.” The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: “How is that possible? We are only in the year 2022.” En nordmann gikk på museum. Turlederen forklarte: “Dette sverdet er over 2500 år
