Norwegian Coding
My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created … call that Norse code. Min norske venn sendte meg et program han laget … kall det norrøne koden. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Cultural Reference
Norwegian Canyons
What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip Hva kaller du det når en nordmann faller ned en canyon? En fjordsk slip “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Norwegian Cartography
Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert?He thought it was a map. Hvorfor tok nordmannen med seg et sammenrullet stykke sandpapir til ørkenen? Han trodde det var et kart. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Norwegian Restaurants
I’m planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It’s called The Valhallah Snakbar. Jeg planlegger å åpne en norsk/midtøsten hurtigmatrestaurant. Den heter The Valhallah Snakbar. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Taco Night
Why is Norwegian taco night like a car? Cos it’s a fjord fiesta. Hvorfor er norsk taco-kveld som en bil? For det er en fjord fiesta. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
I Want a Beer
An Icelander takes a trip to Norway but is worried because he doesn’t speak the language. His friend assures him that this shouldn’t be a problem: just speak very slowly and the Norwegians will understand you perfectly fine. Once in Oslo the Icelander goes to a bar and tries to order a beer in very
Cars
What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive? A Fjord Hvers konar bíl ekur íslenskur maður? A Fjörður Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
The Horse
What does a horse do in a flood? It trots/ trouts. Che cosa fa un cavallo in un torrente? Trota. Donahue, Darin.
The Garbage Collector
“I refuse!” said the garbage collector. “Mi rifiuto!” disse il netturbino. Donahue, Darin.
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. Come si chiama un boomerang che non torna indietro? Un bastone. Donahue, Darin.