Julien asks for 10 euros from his father.– What’s this for?– To give to an old woman!– It’s great [that you] want to help her! So, where is this old lady?– Over there. She sells ice cream! Julien demande 10 euros à son père.– C’est pour quoi faire?– Pour donner à une vieille dame !– […]
What is small, round, green and goes up and down? – A green-pea in an elevator. Qu’est-ce qui est. petit, rond, vert, et qui monte et qui descend ? – Un petit pois dans un ascenseur. Source C. Brown. (2024) Personal Communication.
One day, a traveler comes to a village, asking to meet the smartest man in the village. He is introduced to Nasreddin Hodja. They move to a patch of dirt, and the man draws a circle on the ground. The Hodja divides it in four, then fully fills in three parts. The man flicks his
What is an atomic physicist’s favorite side dish? Boson* baked beans. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A boson is a subatomic particle that has a spin in integer values such as zero, one, two, etc. It is named for the Indian mathematician and physicist S.N. Bose.
Context: archaeological research shows that Ukrainians have been consuming salo (pork fat) since ancient times. Back then, this dish had symbolic significance: the boar represented strength, courage, and bravery. Later, salo was highly valued for its long shelf life, the ability to stock up on food for the future, and its nutritional value. “Rabbit Salo.”
What do you call somebody who says they are Swedish but really aren’t? An artificial Swedener Vad kallar man någon som säger att de är svenskar men verkligen inte är det? En konstgjord svenskare “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Why don’t Scandinavians need sugar? Because they already have artificial Swedeners. Varför behöver inte skandinaver socker? För de har redan konstgjorda sverige “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do eggs do when they listen to an amusing witty remark/quip? They crack up laughing. Cosa fanno le uova quando ascoltano una battuta divertente? Si rompono dale risate. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
I’m planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It’s called The Valhallah Snakbar. Jeg planlegger å åpne en norsk/midtøsten hurtigmatrestaurant. Den heter The Valhallah Snakbar. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Why is Norwegian taco night like a car? Cos it’s a fjord fiesta. Hvorfor er norsk taco-kveld som en bil? For det er en fjord fiesta. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
