One day, a traveler comes to a village, asking to meet the smartest man in the village. He is introduced to Nasreddin Hodja. They move to a patch of dirt, and the man draws a circle on the ground. The Hodja divides it in four, then fully fills in three parts. The man flicks his […]
What is an atomic physicist’s favorite side dish? Boson* baked beans. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A boson is a subatomic particle that has a spin in integer values such as zero, one, two, etc. It is named for the Indian mathematician and physicist S.N. Bose.
Context: archaeological research shows that Ukrainians have been consuming salo (pork fat) since ancient times. Back then, this dish had symbolic significance: the boar represented strength, courage, and bravery. Later, salo was highly valued for its long shelf life, the ability to stock up on food for the future, and its nutritional value. “Rabbit Salo.”
What do you call somebody who says they are Swedish but really aren’t? An artificial Swedener Vad kallar man någon som säger att de är svenskar men verkligen inte är det? En konstgjord svenskare “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Why don’t Scandinavians need sugar? Because they already have artificial Swedeners. Varför behöver inte skandinaver socker? För de har redan konstgjorda sverige “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
What do eggs do when they listen to an amusing witty remark/quip? They crack up laughing. Cosa fanno le uova quando ascoltano una battuta divertente? Si rompono dale risate. Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
I’m planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It’s called The Valhallah Snakbar. Jeg planlegger å åpne en norsk/midtøsten hurtigmatrestaurant. Den heter The Valhallah Snakbar. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
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Why is Norwegian taco night like a car? Cos it’s a fjord fiesta. Hvorfor er norsk taco-kveld som en bil? For det er en fjord fiesta. “Norwegian Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/norwegian-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
“Waiter, do you have frogs’ legs?” “Yes, sir.” “Well, [hop] over there and get me a bottle of wine.” Chelner, ai picioare de broască? Da, domnule. Atunci ţopăie încoace şi adu-mi o sticiă de vin. Topics: Wait staff; customers; restaurants/ menus Source Taylor, Jeremy. Carte de Glume Versiune Bilingua: Lb. Engleza – Lb. Romana 1.
Two Scottish nuns travel to the U.S. One nun tells the other, “You know, in America they eat dogs.” They land in New York and take a cab into Manhattan. Later that day, they take a walk. The nuns see a hot dog stand and order two hot dogs. The first nun takes hers out
