Why did the Icelander bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! Hvorfor tok islendingen med seg en stige til baren? Fordi de hørte at drinkene var på huset! Source Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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Polish is a lot like Finnish They’re both used to make furniture shine. Puola on paljon kuin suomea Molempia käytetään saamaan huonekalut loistamaan. Source “Finnish Jokes.” Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
In 2025 the world is set to change its official language to Finnish. All other languages were deemed un-finished. Vuonna 2025 maailma muuttaa virallisen kielensä suomeksi. Aaikki muut kielet katsottiin keskeneräisiksi. Source “Finnish Jokes.” Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway. Olen työskennellyt skandinaavisen vitsin parissa. Se olisi ruotsalainen, jos osaisin sen suomeksi, mutta nyt on vain Norja. Source “Finnish Jokes.” Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
What do you call someone who is from Patra and is crying? Cleopatra – Πώς λέγεται αυτή που είναι από την Πάτρα και κλαίει;– Κλεοπάτρα (Κλαιω=Crying) Anonymous
What is an atomic physicist’s favorite leisure activity? Nuclear fishin’. Thompson, Linda
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Who is an atomic physicist’s favorite crime novel main character? Perry Meson.* Thompson, Linda. * A meson is a subatomic particle which is intermediate in mass between an electron and a proton and transmits the strong interaction that binds nucleons together in the atomic nucleus.
Who is an atomic physicist’s favorite spy novelist? Ion Fleming. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022.
What worker is an atomic physicist’s favorite wall builder? Stone meson.* Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A meson is a subatomic particle which is intermediate in mass between an electron and a proton and transmits the strong interaction that binds nucleons together in the atomic nucleus.
What is an atomic physicist’s favorite side dish? Boson* baked beans. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. “Daily Crossword.” L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A boson is a subatomic particle that has a spin in integer values such as zero, one, two, etc. It is named for the Indian mathematician and physicist S.N. Bose.
