
Judge: Why did you steal this car?
Thief: ‘Cause it’s parked beside the tomb. I thought its owner must have died.

Source
Liang, Yanmin. 幽默汉语 ( Humorous Chinese). 让烹诗玄 包出版社 (Beijing Language and Culture University Press), 2004
Judge: Why did you steal this car?
Thief: ‘Cause it’s parked beside the tomb. I thought its owner must have died.
Liang, Yanmin. 幽默汉语 ( Humorous Chinese). 让烹诗玄 包出版社 (Beijing Language and Culture University Press), 2004