Confession
– “Father, I want to confess.” – “Do you drink?” – “I do. But can you confess to me first?” – Отче, я хочу посповідатися. – П’єте? – П’ю. Але може спочатку посповідаєте мене? Source
What Makes People Laugh
Humor from the languages of the world
Happiness Nearby
There are people who carry happiness within them. When these people are around, everything seems bright and colorful. But my wife calls them alcoholics! Є люди, які несуть в собі щастя. Коли ці люди поруч, все ніби стає яскравим і барвистим. Але моя дружина їх називає алкашами! Source
Rabbit Salo
Context: archaeological research shows that Ukrainians have been consuming salo (pork fat) since ancient times. Back then, this dish had symbolic significance: the boar represented strength, courage, and bravery. Later, salo was highly valued for its long shelf life, the ability to stock up on food for the future, and its nutritional value. “Rabbit Salo.”
The Vampire
Why did the vampire like eating Scandinavians? He had a Swede tooth. Varför gillade vampyren att äta skandinaver? Han hade en svensktand. “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Furniture Store
What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store? I have no IKEA Vad kallar man en stad utan svensk möbelaffär? Jag har inget IKEA “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
The Faker
What do you call somebody who says they are Swedish but really aren’t? An artificial Swedener Vad kallar man någon som säger att de är svenskar men verkligen inte är det? En konstgjord svenskare “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
The Swedish Detective
What is the name of a Swedish detective? Sherlock Stockholmes Vad heter en svensk detektiv? Sherlock Stockholmes “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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Swedish Cars
What does SAAB stand for? Swedish Autos Always Breakdown. Vad står SAAB för? Svenska Bilar alltid haveri. “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Swedish Summer
Nothing beats the Swedish summer… It’s simply the best day of the year. May 9, Europe Day Inget slår den svenska sommaren. Det är helt enkelt den bästa dagen på året. 9, Europadagen “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Swedish Side Orders
What do Scandinavians eat with their burgers? Swede potato fries. Vad äter skandinaver till sina hamburgare? Swede potatis pommes frites “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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