– “Father, I want to confess.”
– “Do you drink?”
– “I do. But can you confess to me first?”
– Отче, я хочу посповідатися.
– П’єте?
– П’ю. Але може спочатку посповідаєте мене?
Source
Etho Cbit. “Funny Jokes in Ukrainian” Etho Cbit, https://etnosvit.com/uk/anekdoty_uk.html. Accessed 23 March 2024.