Difficult Music
Which one is the hardest musical instrument? The recorder, because you have to also be minding the sheep at the same time. – Ποιο είναι το πιο δύσκολο μουσικό όργανο;– H φλογέρα, γιατί πρέπει να προσέχεις και τα πρόβατα Anonymous
Exhibits
The Future
In the past, the future was better. En el pasado, el futuro era major. Source Droznes, Lazaro. Humor Breve(Brief Humor). Unitexto Digital Publishing, 2023.
Grandchildren
Grandchildren are the reward that life gives us for having raised our children. Los nietos son la recompensa que nos da la vida por haber criado a nuestros hijos. Source Droznes, Lazaro. Humor Breve (Brief Humor). Unitexto Digital Publishing, 2023.
Exercise
Exercising is a laborious way to die healthy. Hacer gimnasia es un modo trabajoso de morirse sano. Source Droznes, Lazaro. Humor Breve(Brief Humor). Unitexto Digital Publishing, 2023.
Transit
Two ticks are leaving the movie theater and one says: How will we go home? Should we walk or take a dog? Δύο τσιμπούρια βγαινουν από το σινεμά και λέει το ένα:Πώς θα πάμε σπίτι; Με τα πόδια ή θα πάρουμε κάνα σκύλο; Anonymous
A Good Cry
What do you call someone who is from Patra and is crying? Cleopatra – Πώς λέγεται αυτή που είναι από την Πάτρα και κλαίει;– Κλεοπάτρα (Κλαιω=Crying) Anonymous
The Accident
A German, an Italian and a Greek die in an accident. As soon as they reach heaven, Saint Peter appears before them and says: -“I will give you one chance to stay in paradise. Each of you will throw an object into the sea and I will dive to find it. If I fail, you
Politics and the Afterlife
One day a woman who was a great politician and a senior official in her party was killed. When she reached the other world, Saint Peter welcomed her and said: – “Where would you like to spend your eternity, in Hell or Heaven?” She thinks about it for a while and says: – “I am
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Icelandic Dogs
“What does an Icelandic dog say?” Bjork! Bjork!” “Hva sier en islandsk hund?” “Bjørk! Björk!” Source Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Fears of Dentists and Darkness
Most of all, I’m afraid of dentists and darkness. – And what about darkness – Oh, who knows how many dentists are lurking in that darkness! – Більш за все боюся стоматологів та темряви. – А темряви та чого? – А хрін його знає, скільки в цій темряві стоматологів! Etho Cbit. “Funny Jokes in Ukrainian” Etho Cbit, https://etnosvit.com/uk/anekdoty_uk.html.
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