The Horse
What does a horse do in a flood? It trots/ trouts. Che cosa fa un cavallo in un torrente? Trota. Donahue, Darin.
Animals
Dog Dances
Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?– They’ve got two left feet! Warum sind Hunde schlechte Tanzpartner? – Sie haben zwei linke Füße! Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024
Fun Fact About Kangaroos
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? — Yes! Because a house can’t jump. Kann ein Känguru höher als ein Haus springen? — Ja! Weil ein Haus nicht springen kann. Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024.
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Dog Food
“Does your dog like children?” “Yes, but he prefers meat and biscuits.” “Ču via hundo ŝhatas infanojn?” “Jes, sed li preferas viando kaj biskvitojn.” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
Lost Dog
“I’ve lost my dog!” “You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.” “That’s crazy! He can’t read!” “Mi perdis mian hundon!” “Vi metu anoncon en la ĵumaion.” “Kia frenezaĵo! Ĝi ne scipovas legi!” Taylor, Jeremy and Time Owen. Lernu Esperanton Per Ŝercoj: Esperanto-English Joke Book. Middletown, DE: Language Learning Jokes, 2022.
Australian Shipping
How does King Kong send bananas to his family in Australia? He uses Amazon Prime Mate! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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Australian Birds
Why can’t Australians take strange looking birds seriously? You have to say it is Emu-sing! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Australian Music
What music do kangaroos enjoy listening to? Hip Hop. “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Australian Jobs
Why was the bear rejected by the Australian zoo? Because he lacked the required koalifications. “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
Alaskan Glaciers
What do you call a duck inside a glacier? A quack in the ice. “81 BEST Alaska Jokes That Are Absolutely A-Moose-ing!” Jokes Quotes Factory, www.jokesquotesfactory.com/funny-alaska-jokes-puns/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.