Exercise
Exercising is a laborious way to die healthy. Hacer gimnasia es un modo trabajoso de morirse sano. Source Droznes, Lazaro. Humor Breve(Brief Humor). Unitexto Digital Publishing, 2023.
Death
The Accident
A German, an Italian and a Greek die in an accident. As soon as they reach heaven, Saint Peter appears before them and says: -“I will give you one chance to stay in paradise. Each of you will throw an object into the sea and I will dive to find it. If I fail, you
Telling Jokes at My Funeral
I regret not being able to attend my own funeral to tell my best jokes. Lamento no poder ir a mi propio velorio para contar mis mejores chistes. Source
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Death Notice
Julie calls the newspaper to post a notice of the death of her husband Fred. She asks the clerk at the paper how much the notice will cost. “Five pounds per word,” the clerk replies. “Oh, my,” sighs Julie. “Well, then, write this: Fred died.” She hangs up. Feeling sorry for Julie, the clerk calls