Reading Habits
What is a Finnish person’s favorite novel? East of Sweden Mikä on suomalaisen suosikkiromaani? itä-Ruotsista Source “Finnish Jokes.” Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Geolocated
Tied to a particular geographic location
Why Soviet Russians Disliked Running
Why did soviet Russians dislike running so much? Because they could never make it past the Finnish line. Miksi neuvostovenäläiset eivät pidä juoksemisesta niin paljon? Koska he eivät koskaan pääse Suomen linjan ohi. Source Adapted from “Finnish Jokes.” Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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Scandinavian Joke
It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway. Olen työskennellyt skandinaavisen vitsin parissa. Se olisi ruotsalainen, jos osaisin sen suomeksi, mutta nyt on vain Norja. Source “Finnish Jokes.” Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
The Swedish Detective
What is the name of a Swedish detective? Sherlock Stockholmes Vad heter en svensk detektiv? Sherlock Stockholmes “Sweden Jokes.” Jokes4us.com, www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/swedenjokes.html. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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Sports
In today’s European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn’t seem to have an issue at all. Must be an issue with Czechs and balances. Dagens EM-fodboldkamp blev flere spillere fra Tjekkiet set glide på græsset
Cold in Greenland
When people in Greenland are cold, they don’t just stop there. They say they are “qeriliiv” (about to freeze). “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Inuit
I could try harder to be, but I guess I’m just not Inuit. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Live in Greenland
Everything south of the border is a sea of violence and crime. Luckily, I live in Greenland. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
On Top
I asked my friend in Greenland, what it’s like living there. He told me it’s so great, he’s on top of the World. “Greenland Jokes.” Upjoke, https://upjoke.com/greenland-jokes. Accessed 22 June 2024.
Australian Refreshments
Which Australian natural beverage is most popular? Cran-berra juice! Source “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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