Artificial
In a clinic… “Em…all right, your pulse is normal.” “But, doctor, please check my left hand – the right is an artificial one.” Source Liang, Yanmin. 幽默汉语 ( Humorous Chinese). 让烹诗玄 包出版社 (Beijing Language and Culture University Press), 2004
Medical
The Czech Optometry Patient
A Czech comes to Felix in his [optometry] office for an eye exam. Felix holds [a card containing] the sequence of letters “T Z C W O X E V I C” before/ in front of his face and asks, “Can you read this?” The Czech [replies]: “Not only can I read it, I understand
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Australian Last Rites
What did the Australian priest say when he walked into the patient’s room to administer the last rites? Good die! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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