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Putin goes to a fortune teller and asks: – “When will I die?” – “You’ll die on the day of the Ukrainian Great National Holiday!” replies the fortune teller. – “And when is that day?” he asks. – “You’ll know when you die,” she responds. Приходить Путін до ворожки та й питає: – Коли я […]
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The mother-in-law comes to visit and says to her son-in-law: – “I have two pieces of news for you: one bad and one good! – “Mom, I see that you’re alive and well, what’s the good news?” Приходить теща в гості і каже зятю: – У мене для тебе дві новини: одна погана, а інша
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If you want to ruin your day, just look in the mirror. Willst Du Dir den Tag versauen, musst Du in den Spiegel schauen. Lund, Erik. “10 German Jokes that are Actually Funny.” LifeHack, www.lifehack.org/350656/10-german-jokes-that-are-actually-funny. Accessed 27 Feb. 2024
