Why did the Icelander bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! Hvorfor tok islendingen med seg en stige til baren? Fordi de hĂžrte at drinkene var pĂ„ huset! Source Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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Polish is a lot like Finnish They’re both used to make furniture shine. Puola on paljon kuin suomea Molempia kĂ€ytetÀÀn saamaan huonekalut loistamaan. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
In 2025 the world is set to change its official language to Finnish. All other languages were deemed un-finished. Vuonna 2025 maailma muuttaa virallisen kielensĂ€ suomeksi. Aaikki muut kielet katsottiin keskenerĂ€isiksi. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there’s just Norway. Olen työskennellyt skandinaavisen vitsin parissa. Se olisi ruotsalainen, jos osaisin sen suomeksi, mutta nyt on vain Norja. Source âFinnish Jokes.â Upjoke, www.upjoke.com/finnish-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
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What do you call someone who is from Patra and is crying? Cleopatra – Î ÏÏ Î»ÎγΔÏαÎč Î±Ï ÏÎź ÏÎżÏ Î”ÎŻÎœÎ±Îč αÏÏ ÏηΜ Î ÎŹÏÏα ÎșαÎč ÎșλαίΔÎč;– ÎλΔοÏÎŹÏÏα (ÎλαÎčÏ=Crying) Anonymous
What is an atomic physicist’s favorite leisure activity? Nuclear fishin’. Thompson, Linda
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Who is an atomic physicist’s favorite crime novel main character? Perry Meson.* Thompson, Linda. * A meson is a subatomic particle which is intermediate in mass between an electron and a proton and transmits the strong interaction that binds nucleons together in the atomic nucleus.
Who is an atomic physicist’s favorite spy novelist? Ion Fleming. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. âDaily Crossword.â L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022.
What worker is an atomic physicist’s favorite wall builder? Stone meson.* Weschler, Jeffrey. âDaily Crossword.â L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A meson is a subatomic particle which is intermediate in mass between an electron and a proton and transmits the strong interaction that binds nucleons together in the atomic nucleus.
What is an atomic physicist’s favorite side dish? Boson* baked beans. Source: Weschler, Jeffrey. âDaily Crossword.â L.A. Times, 21 Jan. 2022. * A boson is a subatomic particle that has a spin in integer values such as zero, one, two, etc. It is named for the Indian mathematician and physicist S.N. Bose.
