A German, an Italian and a Greek die in an accident. As soon as they reach heaven, Saint Peter appears before them and says: -“I will give you one chance to stay in paradise. Each of you will throw an object into the sea and I will dive to find it. If I fail, you […]
One day a woman who was a great politician and a senior official in her party was killed. When she reached the other world, Saint Peter welcomed her and said: – “Where would you like to spend your eternity, in Hell or Heaven?” She thinks about it for a while and says: – “I am
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– “Father, I want to confess.” – “Do you drink?” – “I do. But can you confess to me first?” – Отче, я хочу посповідатися. – П’єте? – П’ю. Але може спочатку посповідаєте мене? Source
An evangelical minister/ vicar complains to an older colleague about the bat infestation in his church. He has tried everything [in order] to drive them out; now [there] remains only exorcism. His colleague replies: “I baptized and confirmed mine – after that, none [of them have] ever come back again.” Ein evangelischer Pfarrer beklagt sich
Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’ Profesorul: Unde locuieşte Dumnezeu? Băieţelul: Cred că Dumnezeu este la noi în baie. Profesorul: De ce
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Two Scottish nuns travel to the U.S. One nun tells the other, “You know, in America they eat dogs.” They land in New York and take a cab into Manhattan. Later that day, they take a walk. The nuns see a hot dog stand and order two hot dogs. The first nun takes hers out
A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop.The Bishop asks him, “How are you managing with the loneliness?”The Priest responds, ” If it wasn’t for my Rosary and my whiskey, I couldn’t make it. Would you like a shot of whiskey?” The Bishop nods his head yes.The
What did the Australian priest say when he walked into the patient’s room to administer the last rites? Good die! “Top 50 Most Humorous Australia Jokes.” The (Mostly) Simple Life, www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/australia-jokes/. Accessed 21 Mar. 2024.
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