Difficult Music
Which one is the hardest musical instrument? The recorder, because you have to also be minding the sheep at the same time. – Ποιο είναι το πιο δύσκολο μουσικό όργανο;– H φλογέρα, γιατί πρέπει να προσέχεις και τα πρόβατα Anonymous
Animals
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Two ticks are leaving the movie theater and one says: How will we go home? Should we walk or take a dog? Δύο τσιμπούρια βγαινουν από το σινεμά και λέει το ένα:Πώς θα πάμε σπίτι; Με τα πόδια ή θα πάρουμε κάνα σκύλο; Anonymous
Icelandic Dogs
“What does an Icelandic dog say?” Bjork! Bjork!” “Hva sier en islandsk hund?” “Bjørk! Björk!” Source Iceland Jokes – 33 Hilarious Iceland Jokes. https://upjoke.com/iceland-jokes. Accessed 11 May 2024.
Rabbit Salo
Context: archaeological research shows that Ukrainians have been consuming salo (pork fat) since ancient times. Back then, this dish had symbolic significance: the boar represented strength, courage, and bravery. Later, salo was highly valued for its long shelf life, the ability to stock up on food for the future, and its nutritional value. “Rabbit Salo.”
World’s Oldest Animal
What’s the oldest animal in the world? The zebra – it’s always in black and white. Qual è l’animale più vecchio del mondo? La zebra, perché è in blanco e nero da sempre! Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
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The Bovine Comedian
What does a cow say when it finds something funny? MOOwhahahaha! Cosa fa una mucca quando trova qualcosa divertente? Muuuuhahahaha! Zukhare, Muhammad Sibghatullah Shah, ed. Italiani Scherzi per bambini. Middletown, DE, 21 Oct. 2023.
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Bat-tism
An evangelical minister/ vicar complains to an older colleague about the bat infestation in his church. He has tried everything [in order] to drive them out; now [there] remains only exorcism. His colleague replies: “I baptized and confirmed mine – after that, none [of them have] ever come back again.” Ein evangelischer Pfarrer beklagt sich
Frog Legs
“Waiter, do you have frogs’ legs?” “Yes, sir.” “Well, [hop] over there and get me a bottle of wine.” Chelner, ai picioare de broască? Da, domnule. Atunci ţopăie încoace şi adu-mi o sticiă de vin. Topics: Wait staff; customers; restaurants/ menus Source Taylor, Jeremy. Carte de Glume Versiune Bilingua: Lb. Engleza – Lb. Romana 1.
Parrot and Manta
A Manta driver had a parrot in the passenger’s seat and his window open. He idled near a Mercedes at a red light. The driver of the Mercedes lowered his window and asked, “Can it talk?” Responded the parrot: “I don’t know!” Ein Mantafahrer hat auf seinem Beifahrersitz einen Papagei sitzen und das Fenster offen.
The Horse
What does a horse do in a flood? It trots/ trouts. Che cosa fa un cavallo in un torrente? Trota. Donahue, Darin.