A traveling salesman visits a rural farmhouse. As he finishes his sales pitch to the family, a pig with two wooden legs limps across the living room floor. Surprised, the salesman asks, âWhy does the pig have two wooden legs?â
The farmer replies, âLet me tell you about that pig. I was out on the east forty a year or two ago, and my tractor turned over. I was pinned underneath it â there was fuel dripping onto the ground all around me, and it was about to explode. But that there pig, he ran all the way into town, and brought the sheriff and his boys out here to rescue me. Lemme tell you, thatâs some pig.â
âYes,â says the salesman, âbut why does it have two wooden legsâ
âWell, listen, that pig is somethinâ else. We was all asleep one night when the shades in this here room caught fire. There was flames sweepinâ through the house. We wuz all dead asleep, but that there pig, he smelt the smoke and ran squealinâ through the house. Woke us all up, he did, and saved the day. Why, that pig even ran back into the burninâ buildinâ anâ dragged Baby Bobby Joe from his crib tâ safety. By gee whiz, there ainât no other pig like that pig!â
âYeah, yea,â says the salesman, âbut why does the pig have two wooden legs?â
âWell, now,â says the farmer, âa pig that special, you wouldnât wanna eat all at once!â
Source
Adapted from Carroll, Noel. Humour: A Very Short Introduction. Oxford, UK: Oxford University Press, 2014.